Friday, March 28, 2014

Introducing Our Badass Sponsors!

That's right folks, a party can't be complete without shamelessly being sponsored by liquor companies and Nabisco Snacks, so... Wait.. What? They declined to be sponsors? Well, this is embarrassing.

This is an event for indie games anyway, so why not class it up with some true indie sponsors?

I hear they make games for these things called Personal Computers. Also, they make games for your phone that are not only fun, but enhance the fact that you are drunk. When you yell, "Oh my god! I just flew by that building scraping the edge of nothing like a total badass!". You can thank Dejobaan Games for that. Their latest game Drunken Robot Pornography is probably the greatest game for all you martini / bullet hell aficionados out there.

There's something other than humble bundle out there for awesome indie game deals! Every four days their magical machines drop a new deal on your collective faces and 10% of proceeds go to a charity of the developers choosing! It's a win win win situation, especially when you are drunk at 2AM searching for new games to play.

Oh man, this one time I played this game made by them with people dressed as knights till 3am.  Ten hours later, I woke up in a pink knight costume with a giant lollipop and no memory of who I had destroyed. The Behemoth has been perfecting drunken multiplayer games since 2003 and continue to blow peoples' mind nuggets. If you didn't giggle at the pooping deer in Castle Crashers... well then you have no soul.

Again, can't wait to see everyone at Indies Need Booze!

Sincerely, Jacob

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